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Photo reblogged from Dream of Paradise.
gurl i kno u did not just try ta fuk wit me while mah nails r dryin
(Source: drarrysexual)
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Photo reblogged from Dream of Paradise.
Just scroll down and read the
bpuns. I mean it.The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
(Source: secretsbest)
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Photoset reblogged from Dream of Paradise.
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Photo reblogged from Dream of Paradise.
Ohmyshit, i totally played this game, i fell on the floor and never touched the computer for weeks.
